I mean, I can't do that. Gift giving is a sacred art. I can't spit in my very secret friend's face by being all, like, "hey, love the gifts, super appreciate them, are you trying to kill me?". That level of paranoia is just a little too end game Walter White for me.
[ there's a long, long pause. ]
Amara wouldn't give me cupcakes. I think. Maybe. She seems a little too intense for cupcakes. Derek's the same. My other friend doesn't eat. My other friend is a surly old man. That's you. So.
[ only one person left, really. ]
So. Okay. Sorted. I think. Deduction deducted. Deduced? Deduction deduced. I think these are from a guy I know. Which I guess I don't need to tell you? I don't need to keep you updated on this anymore. But. There we go. Great. Okay. I should leave you to it? I'm gonna leave you to it.
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[ there's a long, long pause. ]
Amara wouldn't give me cupcakes. I think. Maybe. She seems a little too intense for cupcakes. Derek's the same.
My other friend doesn't eat. My other friend is a surly old man. That's you.
So.
[ only one person left, really. ]
So. Okay. Sorted. I think.
Deduction deducted. Deduced? Deduction deduced.
I think these are from a guy I know. Which I guess I don't need to tell you? I don't need to keep you updated on this anymore. But.
There we go. Great. Okay.
I should leave you to it? I'm gonna leave you to it.