Okay, well. Cool. Great. Dentures used to be made out of dead soldiers' teeth. Drinking and driving used to be legal. People used to like Thomas Edison before the whole elephant scandal broke. There's a ton of things that were. Especially here! All those alternate histories. Alternate possibilities. Maybe she's not with Scott. You don't know. Ask her. You big baby.
[ anyway. he's not deflecting. ]
It's - I don't know? I haven't thought about it. I mean, I have, but not enough to talk to you the way I know I need to talk to you about things. Like, if I start talking to you about myself, I have to make clear, concise points or you get irritated and bored and stop paying attention. Like a stray dog with ADHD, which is a joke I can make, because same. Things aren't that clear-cut. Here. I think. Maybe? Or maybe they are! I don't know! I haven't even told him I like guys. I haven't even told you I like guys. I don't even know how much I like guys. It's either, like, a solid 40/60 split or a solid 60/40 split or a solid 50/50 split. The split is solid. I don't know? I don't know. Anyway. He's cool. He's not interested. We're friends. It's a whole thing.
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There's a ton of things that were. Especially here! All those alternate histories. Alternate possibilities.
Maybe she's not with Scott. You don't know.
Ask her.
You big baby.
[ anyway. he's not deflecting. ]
It's - I don't know? I haven't thought about it.
I mean, I have, but not enough to talk to you the way I know I need to talk to you about things.
Like, if I start talking to you about myself, I have to make clear, concise points or you get irritated and bored and stop paying attention. Like a stray dog with ADHD, which is a joke I can make, because same.
Things aren't that clear-cut. Here. I think. Maybe? Or maybe they are! I don't know!
I haven't even told him I like guys. I haven't even told you I like guys. I don't even know how much I like guys. It's either, like, a solid 40/60 split or a solid 60/40 split or a solid 50/50 split. The split is solid.
I don't know? I don't know.
Anyway.
He's cool.
He's not interested.
We're friends.
It's a whole thing.