You didn't have your best friend Stiles here in any of those. In how many of those timelines has a kid one twentieth of your age taught you how to dab? Hm? Nothing gets a girl going like a perfectly executed dab.
[ anyway. a pause. ]
He didn't tell me, but. He's got a Scott. So, yeah. It is what it is. We're friends. That's all I need from him, anyway. I'm not exactly in a rush to start a relationship with someone. "Hey, sorry to spring this on you between the ritualistic human sacrifices and video game slug zombies, but do you wanna go out, maybe? Disclaimer: I might forget who you are if my brain rots a little faster than it already is, but don't worry - there's a chance I'll just die in a couple of years instead." Like.
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In how many of those timelines has a kid one twentieth of your age taught you how to dab? Hm?
Nothing gets a girl going like a perfectly executed dab.
[ anyway. a pause. ]
He didn't tell me, but.
He's got a Scott.
So, yeah. It is what it is. We're friends. That's all I need from him, anyway.
I'm not exactly in a rush to start a relationship with someone. "Hey, sorry to spring this on you between the ritualistic human sacrifices and video game slug zombies, but do you wanna go out, maybe? Disclaimer: I might forget who you are if my brain rots a little faster than it already is, but don't worry - there's a chance I'll just die in a couple of years instead."
Like.
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Man.
I wish my dad were here.