hyperactive: ғᴀɴᴀᴛɪᴋᴀ (056.)
stiles stilinski ♘ teen wolf ([personal profile] hyperactive) wrote in [personal profile] knewaguy 2020-04-20 02:12 am (UTC)

No, no. That's covered.
I mean, that's covered. Honestly, the videos I've seen? The things I've read? I could probably teach you a thing or two.
I mean, bad things. Things you'd hate. Or, I don't know, maybe you'd be into them? Maybe letting me regale you with an epic tale of Sonic the Hedgehog oviposition is something you'd like. Maybe reading Banjo Kazooie inflation would awaken something in you. I don't know. I'm not your sex therapist. Good for you, if that's your thing.
But.
Hm.
I lost where I was going with this. This was a weird brag.

I wouldn't use anything against you when it came to Jean. I want the two of you to kiss kiss fall in love.
But fine. Be a baby.
I'll find someone else to gossip with. I don't care. I don't even like gossip. Or you. So.

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