[ With a grunt, Wade drops the tape measure next to him, causing it to make a wobbly wobbly sound as the yellow tape snaps to the side. It's like he was born to be annoying. ]

Eff why eye, it pissed me off. And second, a monster out in the creepy forest that thought I looked like dinner.

[ He tugs his mask off in an attempt to get more comfortable. ]

How's it hangin' my Austranadian friend? Settling in okay? Dying tragically of a busted HF? Or did you get over that?

[ He wiggles the leg with a regrowing stump. He stares at it before his brown eyes flicker up to Logan. ] I bet our healing factors could do the nasty and juice you back up.