[ Wait, shit! He's actually counting him down? That three-two-one comes so fast and so suddenly that Stiles has to scramble to follow through with the knocking himself out part. He slaps his hands to the bottom of the bucket and just throws the water out, a heavy tidal wave splashing against the windshield. It doesn't rinse the car off half as much as it waters Logan's lawn and drizzle the porch he's sitting on, but Stiles is still happy, throwing his arms above his head with a very loud: ]
Woooooo!
[ Great. Done. He's gotta do it again, though. Stiles has this half-chuckling swagger as he starts filling the bucket up with water from the hose, just... generally too proud of himself for whatever this was. He could really just spray the car down with the hose, but. Nope. He sits in the damp grass and waits for the bucket to fill up again. ]
Okay, so - tell me some wild driver stories? How many serial killers have you picked up? You been mugged or anything?
[Just a lot of stupid parties, flashing brides to be and prom queens. Holding umbrellas up over grieving widows and escorting Texan bigshots across town. Up until Gabriella started tracking him down, it was a shitty but effective way of making a living while living in seclusion. Whoever the fuck started the rumor that Wolverine was now a glorified taxi cab driver kinda fucked up his whole thing. So did Transigen.]
Couple of cholos tried to steal my hub caps. That's about it.
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Woooooo!
[ Great. Done. He's gotta do it again, though. Stiles has this half-chuckling swagger as he starts filling the bucket up with water from the hose, just... generally too proud of himself for whatever this was. He could really just spray the car down with the hose, but. Nope. He sits in the damp grass and waits for the bucket to fill up again. ]
Okay, so - tell me some wild driver stories? How many serial killers have you picked up? You been mugged or anything?
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[Just a lot of stupid parties, flashing brides to be and prom queens. Holding umbrellas up over grieving widows and escorting Texan bigshots across town. Up until Gabriella started tracking him down, it was a shitty but effective way of making a living while living in seclusion. Whoever the fuck started the rumor that Wolverine was now a glorified taxi cab driver kinda fucked up his whole thing. So did Transigen.]
Couple of cholos tried to steal my hub caps. That's about it.