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deerington | inbox for James "Logan" Howlett

so you do have an admirer.

I mean, I have a friend, yeah.
"Admirer" seems like a strong word. He's getting me cupcakes, not penning me a heartwrenching goodbye from neck-deep in the trenches.
I think I kind of annoy him, actually? Hard to admire someone who annoys you. That's why you've never told me how much you value all my good work cleaning your car and eating your food.

[Yeah, Logan's not going to get into this weird teenager bullshit.]

we've solved your pressing problem
anything else or can I get back to the shit I was doing

I was pretty clearly fishing for a thank you for cleaning your car.
Wasn't even being subtle. That's clearly the anything else.

I think paying you and letting you eat my food is thanks enough

Incorrect.

It's my birthday. I deserve nice things. I deserve to hear you say something nice about me.
Could be anything, really. Doesn't even have to be a thank you, if that's too hard.
We could jump straight to the solid, hearty compliments. I'll even go first!
I like your beard. Very rugged. Remember when the Internet was nothing but Chuck Norris jokes? Makes me feel like I'm back in that era.

I've stopped wanting to kill you
but we walk a thin line back that way each time you do this.

Do what?
Communicate?

I'm hanging up now

Shy because I said I liked your beard, aren't you.
Bet you're blushing.
Lil old man face all pink and nervous.

[This is the sound of no reply. None. Nada. Nil.]

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