Wait, hold on. I do have something else. You're, like. 200, right? Can I ask you... something? About? That? Promise it won't devolve into any kind of Wolverine admiration. I know how bashful that makes you.
What was it like adjusting to modern indoor plumbing? Clean water. Sanitary bathroom usage. Showers. The works. How monumental was that transition? Because, uh, hey - I'm guessing it was pretty freaking monumental. I bet you had to use chamber pots growing up. I bet you still keep a chamber pot under your bed for the warm, nostalgic safety.
Of all the shit you could ask me, that's what you go with. Nothing about wars, bombings, even color fucking tv. You ask me if I grew up pissing in a pot instead.
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Wait, hold on. I do have something else. You're, like. 200, right?
Can I ask you... something? About? That?
Promise it won't devolve into any kind of Wolverine admiration. I know how bashful that makes you.
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[Like that matters or he really knows, specifically. Still.]
Go ahead.
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What was it like adjusting to modern indoor plumbing?
Clean water. Sanitary bathroom usage. Showers. The works.
How monumental was that transition? Because, uh, hey - I'm guessing it was pretty freaking monumental.
I bet you had to use chamber pots growing up. I bet you still keep a chamber pot under your bed for the warm, nostalgic safety.
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Nothing about wars, bombings, even color fucking tv.
You ask me if I grew up pissing in a pot instead.
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